The Cats

Joelle has had Thelma and Louise since they were kittens.
Louise

I'm really a
tiger trapped in
a Tabby's body.

Check out my
new collar.

A slightly
better picture.
 
Thelma

What happens if
I claw this
inflatable chair?

Hey, you missed
a spot.

Thelma at work.
 
 
Thelma after
watching "Arms
of Steel" video.

Kitty Porn.

She's not fat,
she's fluffy.
 
Thelma and Louise

The girls take a catnap on their favorite couch.

About Thelma and Louise
Thelma
Full Name: Thelma Jean Sellner


Nickname: TJ, Teege, Fluffy Spice.


Breed: Pastel Calico (or Diluted Calico).


Age: 9.


Fur: Grey, Longhair.


Eyes: Green.


Favorite Things: Eating, getting chin scratches.


Pet Peeves: Fear of bathrooms.


Strange Cat Behavior: Rolls over on her back with her paws in the air -- if you look at her she’ll shift to an even cuter position; making a howling "BA-OOOO" sound when she’s sad.


Most Annoying Cat Behavior: Has learned to open drawers -- uses this power for evil when she dumps out the contents.


Strengths: If you prop her head up, she’ll fall asleep in your lap; extreme fluffiness.


Weaknesses: Eats all of Louise’s food.

Louise

Full Name: Louise May Goldklang


Nickname: Weezer, Weezie or Chundi (Sri Lankan for "She Who Attacks for No Reason").


Breed: Tabby.


Age: 9.


Fur: Grey & White, Shorthair.


Eyes: Green.


Favorite Things: Smacking her sister Thelma, chasing toys, tunafish, watching TV, attacking the vet.


Pet Peeves: Having her nails clipped.


Strange Cat Behavior: Occasionally she’ll stand on Thelma’s back and give her a massage.


Most Annoying Cat Behavior: When jumping down from high places she often lands on men’s groins; eats wool.


Strengths: Usually comes when called, can leap from the top of the refrigerator to the floor in a single bound.


Weaknesses: Getting along with other cats, not good at chasing bugs, thinks couch is scratching post.